Addicted to Run

My apologies to Robert Palmer and Jack Sh*t, who pioneered the fine art of the musical weight loss/fitness parody.

Your shoes are on, and you’re not home
Your legs are not your own
Your brow sweats, your calves ache
Another mile is what it takes
You can’t stop, you can’t quit
There’s no doubt, you’re into it
Your legs are tight, you can’t breathe
Another mile is all you need

You like to think that you’re immune to the stuff
It’s closer to the truth to say you can’t get enough
You know you’re gonna have to face it, you’re addicted to run

You see your splits, but you can’t believe
You’re running at a different speed
Your legs move in double time
Another mile and you’ll be fine, a one track mind
You can’t be stopped
Marathon is all you crave
If there’s Gu left for you
You don’t mind if you do

You like to think that you’re immune to the stuff
It’s closer to the truth to say you can’t get enough
You know you’re gonna have to face it, you’re addicted to run

Might as well face it, you’re addicted to run
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to run
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to run

Your shoes are on, and you’re not home
Your legs are not your own
You’re brow sweats, your calves ache
Another mile and you’ll be fine

You like to think that you’re immune to the stuff
It’s closer to the truth to say you can’t get enough
You know you’re gonna have to face it, you’re addicted to run

Might as well face it, you’re addicted to run
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to run
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to run

9 thoughts on “Addicted to Run

  1. Double super extra awesome!

    I thought I was a pioneer because I blog in a coonskin cap…

    Good job!

  2. [slow clap]

  3. I love that song. And now I have awesome-r lyrics to sing to it while I’m running. 🙂

  4. Awesome.

  5. Not bad!

  6. You are too funny, and that’s hard to do! Do you write that while you were running?

  7. Well, I did come up with the idea during a run 🙂 But I didn’t know the words to the original song very well, so I had to go home and look them up to come up with the whole thing.

  8. LOL, LOVE it!

  9. Love it Brandon!

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